Kiwi Speak – the foreign visitors guide to understanding the locals. Yes we speak English, but it may not be like any English you have heard before!

I guess French people prefer to spend money on other things, and mainly nice food. So why not make of the iPhone a very useful tool for French people that would make their life easier.

[English] L’iPhone n’a pas rencontré un énorme succès en France jusqu’ici mais c’est sans doute à cause de son prix onéreux. J’imagine que les français préfèrent dépenser leur argent pour d’autres choses, et certainement pour de la bonne nourriture. Alors pourquoi ne pas faire de l’iPhone un outil très utile et qui pourrait nous rendre [...]

A regular old-fashioned cell phone has long ago become out of use. Everyone has to have a modern, multi-tasking and super-cool mobile phone.

[English] Un telefon obișnuit a devenit de modă veche, în special pentru tineri. Toată lumea trebuie să aibă un celular super tare! S-ar putea să vă surprindă, dar în România aceeași modă e la fel de valabilă – atât pentru tineri cât și pentru adulți – chiar dacă asta ar implica un împrumut la bancă. [...]

[English] iPhone के पास कई ऐप्लिकेशन्स होते है. लेकिन अगर उन्हे भारत में और लोगों तक iPhone पहुंचाना है, शायद iPhone में कई और ऐप्लिकेशन्स होने चाहिए, जो भारतीयों को काम आ जाए. वह कैसे ऐप्लिकेशन्स होंगे? हमने हमारी कई कल्पनाएँ यहाँ लिखी हैं. कितने बजे आना है? हम सबको पता है, हम जो वक्त [...]

If the iPhone wants to be sold in India (despite the current price) they’ll need to give us buyers a little incentive. Here are a few applications that we thought Indian buyers might find useful.