Sarge Like a True Ronny

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What are the best Swedish pick-up lines? Which are the worst? How do you know if a pick-up line will work? What function do pick-up lines serve? Here is a short analysis on the subject of Swedish pick-up lines.

First off. You can’t just go up to some random girl or boy and cough up any old line. That is not how it works. Sarging is so much more than that, and take it from someone who has lived in many different countries, it’s different everywhere. One thing always remains the same though, and that is regardless of whether you are sarging in Sweden or abroad, you need to be able to read the situation. Say for instance you have made eye contact with someone at a club; you are going to need to break the ice. Sarging is not about making yourself ‘irresistible’ but rather making yourself available. What pick-up line you decide to use ultimately becomes irrelevant, but better to err on the side of caution.

If you are really confident you should stick to the classics. That way you play with an open hand from the get-go. However, be warned. You will get shot down, and it will not be pretty. If you can take that, then go for it!

  • Come here often?
  • Nice shoelaces. Wanna make out?
  • I have condoms. Do you have a bed?
  • Excuse me.. what pick-up line works best on you?
  • Shall we, or do you want to dance first?
  • Eerhm? do you want to come back to my place.
  • Are you doing anything later or should we count to six*?
  • Use pick-up lines to break the ice. You show you are interested, but not as bold as when using the pick-up lines above. These are best delivered with a big smile on your face.

  • Hi. Do you have comviq?
  • Today is international make-out-day.
  • Excuse me, may I flirt with you?
  • Do you know what an ice bear weighs? Neither do I, but at least it broke the ice.
  • These are some more run of the mill Swedish pick-up lines. They don’t really work, but they’re fun.

  • Okay, I’m here. What were your other two wishes?
  • You smell good, I wonder how you taste.
  • Did your water break, or are you just happy to see me?
  • Do you want to play mummy, daddy, make-a-baby?
  • Let’s play fire engine? I shoot you hoot.
  • How do you like your eggs in the morning? Sunny side up or impregnated?
  • How do you want your morning coffee?
  • If you want to be cute, go for a play on words. Like…

  • Can I have a band-aid. I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
  • I’m not asking you to fall for me, but could you at least trip?
  • Do you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
  • Did it hurt a lot? Falling from the sky** I mean!
  • I just had to talk to you, because I have a sweet tooth!***
  • I’m feeling a little off today. Can you turn me on?
  • Take a shower with me and I promise you will get wet!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk past here again?
  • Everyone loves a compliment, so why not?

  • Excuse me, what is your name other than Beautiful?
  • Nice legs… when do they open?
  • Could you ask your breasts to stop staring at my eyes?
  • Don’t stand so close to the smoke alarm!
  • It can be hard to approach a person on their own in a club. Try these openers:

  • Hey there biscuit, why are you standing here crumbling?
  • Hey there steak, how come you’re standing here frying?
  • Hey there sexbomb, so you’re standing here ticking?
  • Then you could always pull a ”Your dad must’ve been….” or a “God must’ve…”, well you get the point.

  • Your dad must have been a grocer, becasue I have never seen onions like yours before
  • Your dad must have been a baker, because I never saw buns like that before.
  • Your dad must have been a terrorist. I mean what bombs!
  • God must have been in a good mode when we met.
  • God must be ticked he’s missing an angel.
  • If your dad is rich, then you could brag about that. Or lie. You would not be the first person to get someone on their back by lying to them.

  • My dad is loaded. Wanna make out?
  • Here’s $500, drink till I look good!
  • You wanna join me in the Bahamas next week??
  • Hi, I’m filthy rich!
  • Hi, I have more money than you could ever spend.
  • If your target seems interested in cars, why not try:

  • I just got my licence. Can I play with your parts?
  • Just get in the back and let’s go.
  • All these curves… and me with no breaks.
  • A confused target, is half-caught. Subterfuge!

  • Tell me, did we go to different schools together?
  • If I asked you if you wanted to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
  • If there wasn’t such a huge age difference I really would hit on you
  • I don’t just want sex. I like to make out too.
  • No one can resist a challenge, so put them to it or use reverse psychology. What are you waiting for? Chicken?

  • I bet you $100 you can’t lose your clothes in 30 seconds.
  • I only wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go on, just say ’No’.
  • I bet you don’t dare kiss me.
  • When it’s time to leave the club, just use these simple techniques to broach the subject of my-place-your-place.

  • You wanna come to my place for sex and a pizza. Or maybe you don’t like pizza?
  • I lost my teddy****, can I sleep with you?
  • Do you sleep on your stomach? If not can I?
  • What do you say we head to my place and do some math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and then multiply?
  • I’ve lost my keys. Can I sleep with you?
  • Do you want me to call you tomorrow or just nudge you with my elbow?
  • Here are the pick-up lines you should never use!

  • What is a nice girl like you doing in an imagination as dirty as mine?
  • Join me in the bathroom.. I can’t hear what you are saying
  • What do sex and poker have in common? If you don’t have a pair you better have a strong hand!
  • Wanna play magician? We have sex and then you disappear.
  • Why don’t you go dance so I can pick up your good looking friend here.
  • *six in swedish is both written and pronounced the same as ’sex’, namely: ’sex’.
    **sky = heaven in Swedish
    ***sweet is a synonym for cute in Swedish
    ****teddy is slang for cellular phone in Swedish

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